Creepy Fortune Palace: July 2012

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

There are no more special moments in store for you.

Aim low; shoot the knees.

Position yourself for success; women should be on top.

Forget about the past; it has already forgotten about you.

Your veil of competence wears dangerously thin; seek alternative employment.

Endure insults by taking comfort in elaborate fantasies of violent revenge.

You will experience full frontal nudity under unfortunate circumstances.

It takes a village to raise an idiot.

People can hear you smiling.

People can’t take their eyes off of you. You hold their attention like a train wreck strewn with gored bodies.

Hypocrisy is the main ingredient in righteous indignation.